by Steve on February 21, 2010
hello zooey,
Did you know your name has the word “zoo” in it? you probably do cos you’ve had it for all your life but I just noticed and it surprised me. Do you like Zoos? If you had to choose one bestest animal what would it be? Mine would be my Cat Deeley. She’s totally lovely and I have growed her from a kitten.
You have appeared in a lot of the fillums I have watched recently like Elf and Gigantic both of which were good films, I mostly like elf cos of the funny in it and the Christmas. I’m a right sucker for Christmas, I love the lights and the cold stuff. I also like the “Baby it’s cold outside” song.
have you ever been to engerland? or france? or more to the point the crossed the channel betwix the two? in germany i think they might call the channel “des chanel” which would be your name . OOoo oo o oo I have an awesome idea. Work with me on this. A zoo. on/in the channel. and it would be the zooey deschanel?!! i mean the marketing practically writes itself!
More to the point would you be able to send me a signed photo for my celebritney signed photo collection? I’ve got loads now but yours would be a welcomes addition.
I thank you muchly.
Stevey De La Shawy
by Steve on February 18, 2010
hi tess daily,
I have seen in the news recently that Vernon Kay has been sending in appropriate texts to some girls or something. Now can I just say I could of told you years ago he was a complete douche, I mean seriously, what are you doing with that fool? You know if you look on facebook it turns out that Vernon Kay = Douche. Now that formula, no matter how you look at it is flawless. There’s no room for error in that algebra.
I would appreciate it if you could send me a signed photo, you see I write to celebritneys and ask them for some, I asked dame judy dench and she totally sent me one and also Fergie from the Black Eyed Pees, who i think has now got a royal seal of approval cos she was calling herself dutchess of yourk or something. But it would be ace to get a photo of your lovely face without that no good for nothing smelly vernon. ( I bet he smells like sweat or something cos he’s a right mucker.)
Anywhays can you send me a signed photo cos I think you are nice and deserve better than that crazy fool.
speak to you soon
steve
by Steve on February 17, 2010
by Steve on February 16, 2010
hi k£sha,
i think your song tick tock was gr£at, it was a r£lly good pop song with loads of v£ry int£r£sting things in it. do you actually brush your t££th with a bottl£ of jack? now would that b£ jack dani£ls or scrumpy jack? both of which i think would b£ a bit gross with minty tooth past£ also I was r£ading on my bottl£ of p£roni that I was £njoying just now whilst watching gl££ i think you should watch out just how much you drink b£caus£ the s£rg£on g£n£ral says its not good for girls to drink that much. What do you think of that Gl££ program? £v£ryon£ mostly says its for th£ gays but i lik£ the £moting in it and the ch££s£y songs, I’m not gay though, nor am I w£ird, m£ntal or on any drugs.
Th£ oth£r day i was chatting to my fri£nd Zaffa and h£ was all like £rr and I was lik£ way, it totally w£nt down lik£ that. th£n he gav£ it th£ blah blah blah, you know th£ kind you did that song about it “your lov£ is my drug” or som£thing lik£ that. If you ar£ £v£r in l££ds th£n drop m£ a lin£ cos w£ can g£t som£ bacon snamich£s or g£t a party start£d as soon as you walk in.
anyhooo. if you could s£nd m£ a sign£d photo that would b£ gr£at. I coll£ct th£m you s££, i got on£ th£ oth£r day from whoopi£ goldb£rg cos I warn£d h£r about patrick swayz£ and sh£ appr£ciat£d th£ advic£.
Ch££rs
St£v£
by Steve on February 2, 2010
