dEAR Davine McCalls
I have recently scene you on the Big Brother television showses and think that the fact that this year you are not pregnant is a clear breath of fresh air. However, moving from that bundle of joyseph, of which im sure you are great mother to, I must say I am SEVERELY sickened and disgusted with you constant gurning. Now I am sure your little kiddies love you “pulling a face” or playing “Peek-A-Boo” but everyone else in the world really does not want to see it. I do think back to the days when you did the show Streetmate which was pretty good cos you were young and well hot. Ahh happy days.
All that aside, could you send me a signed photograph of youself (The kid can be in the pic too if you want i dont care) that would be just super. Dont be worried that i’m weird, mental or on any drugs, it’s just I get bored sometimes.
Your Awkward Viewer
Steveo Shawo
