25th April 2009
Dear Larry the Lamb
You are the coolest dude in Alfred Square, even if you did marry your brother’s wife and you keep trying to kill people. It’s ok though, when you’re being Gavin’s dad off of Gavin and Stacey, it balances it out because you’re dead normal then and that.
We listen to your son on the BBC Radio 6 FM. He’s very funny, and also tall, I believe. You must be proud of him. He’s definitely better than those two blonde girls in the pub that keep getting themselves up the duff, stuck in lakes and the like.
Please can you send me a signed photograph? I would treasure it. You have lovely silky grey hair, it makes you look very distinguisheshed.
Love from
Lucy Knight
X x x
PS No worries about the Danielle thing – she was too whiney anyway. I don’t blame you.
