15th October 2009
Dear Terry Nutkins,
My friend Marcus told me that if I wrote to you you might be able to send me a photo of you kissing a seal, so that’s what I’m doing. Also, who would win in a fight, an otter or a beaver? I figured you’d be the best person to ask, what with your knowledge of otters and the like. Ooh, and are you related to any squirrels?
Yours sincerely,
Lucy Knight
