Dear Michael Buble,
You know that Keeping up Appearances programme that used to be on the telly, with that woman in and also that other one who plays Mrs Santa Claus in Santa Claus the Movie? And you know how her name is Mrs Bucket, but she makes everyone pronounce it ‘Boo-kay’? Well I was wondering, is your name actually Michael Bubbly? Or Bubble? And you stuck an accent on the end to make it sound exotic? There’s nothing wrong if it is. That would be a bit lame. You’re talented enough to be able to get away with a rubbish name like Bubble. And also good looking. It’s ok, my middle name’s a bit shit, it’s Bryanne, pronounced ‘Bree-anne’ but people always say Brian. Like in my graduation, in front of everyone, on film. Nice.
Anyway, what would be really cool is if you could send me a signed photo, as this will serve to help me get over being called Brian for the rest of my life, and also if you could note the correct pronunciation of Bubble that would be awesome too.
Happy New Year.
Yours sincerely,
Lucy Knight
