1st December 2009
Dear Roger Whittaker,
There is this man in my office who whistles all the time and it gets on my nerves, and so Marcus said that that’s nothing, there’s this guy called Roger Whittaker who whistles for a living, and so I googled you and found not only that you do in fact whistle full time, but also that you have a beard. Do you ever get called a jerk? I was just wondering, because whistling can be kind of annoying, and so can beards (unless you Jesus, or Santa, or Steve), and you’ve got both under your belt (well, on your chin, in the case of the beard).
My work computer must have some special beard filter on it because when I google imaged you I couldn’t find any pictures of you, so if you could send me a signed photograph that would be great, thank you.
Yours sincerely,
Lucy Knight
