hi tess daily,
I have seen in the news recently that Vernon Kay has been sending in appropriate texts to some girls or something. Now can I just say I could of told you years ago he was a complete douche, I mean seriously, what are you doing with that fool? You know if you look on facebook it turns out that Vernon Kay = Douche. Now that formula, no matter how you look at it is flawless. There’s no room for error in that algebra.
I would appreciate it if you could send me a signed photo, you see I write to celebritneys and ask them for some, I asked dame judy dench and she totally sent me one and also Fergie from the Black Eyed Pees, who i think has now got a royal seal of approval cos she was calling herself dutchess of yourk or something. But it would be ace to get a photo of your lovely face without that no good for nothing smelly vernon. ( I bet he smells like sweat or something cos he’s a right mucker.)
Anywhays can you send me a signed photo cos I think you are nice and deserve better than that crazy fool.
speak to you soon
steve
