6th June 2010
Dear James Corden,
I read in the Daily Mail the other week that you managed to blag not getting a parking ticket by giving the traffic warden your autograph and for this you deserve a high five. Before I congratulate you further I’d like to establish that I only read the Daily Mail on the internet, I don’t buy it, and I read it in the same way people read the National Enquirer or the Beano. I am not a DailyMailReader. God no. But I wouldn’t have read about your triumph over the evils of Traffic-Wardenism if I hadn’t read the Daily Mail that day so it’s all right.
Anyway, I am writing to you because I too have had a few run-ins with traffic wardens and I too have been victorious, so I thought that because we have this in common you could send me a signed photo.
Yours sincerely,
Lucy Knight
