05 August 2011
Dear Chris O’Dowd,
I saw you the other day in Bridesmaids and thought you were brilliant! When did you suddenly get hot?! That was a new one on me, anyway. One minute you’re this geeky IT guy (no offense, some of my best friends are geeky IT guys), and then you’re in a Richard Curtis film and then WHAM you’re in a properHollywoodblockbuster as the sexy love interest! What the I don’t even.
I read on wikipedia that you are fromIreland. My Grannie was from Newry which is mostlyNorthern Irelandbut who really distinguishes between the two nowadays anyway? I am a big fan ofIrelandas it brought us potatoes, Father Ted, and Dunnes Stores. I also read that you are Dawn Porter’s boyfriend and that pretty much cements the fact that you are a pin up as she is proper fit. Not that I’m suggesting you’re punching above your weight or anything, but you’ve done well there.
Maybe you could send me a signed photograph so I can show everyone how handsome you really are. Thanks.
Yours sincerely,
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she’s effin barkin though and you never no if your gonna wake up with a slaphead in the mornin
I think perhaps you’re getting your Porters mixed up.
Hi Lucy,
I had a dream that Doug Ellis got mugged, someone meted his driving licence with water and then went to the hospital and killed him.
Your advice would be greatly appreciated.
Regards,
David