04 August 2011
Dear William Shatner,
I am writing to wish you a happy belated birthday as I understand you turned 80 this year. Congratulations! May I say that you are looking very well for your age. I can tell the force is strong with you. In fact, I wouldn’t normally consider bumping uglies with an old person but for you I would make an exception. Although my friend Ste informs me that you wear a toupé, and that might count against you. Embrace your baldness William! There are some very handsome and powerful bald men out there you know. Just look at Duncan Goodhue!
I am also writing because I am a bit of a sci-fi geek and it would really make my day if you could send me a signed photo of you and your lightsaber.
Yours sincerely,
Lucy Knight
