letter | adam duritz

July 28, 2011

26 July 2011 Dear Adam Duritz, I get lots of updates from various bands in my Facebook news feed each day and have been meaning to change my settings but that’s generally quite a feat and involves much head scratching and brow mopping so I haven’t yet. Anyway. I get Counting Crows news too and [...]

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letter | georgie okell

July 27, 2011

26 July 2011 Dear Georgie Okell, I hope you don’t mind my writing to you but I had to let you know that although I’m over 30 and therefore not really your target audience, I tune into T4 religiously every weekend to find out what outfit you’ll be wearing next. That sounds a little on [...]

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letter | sarah beeny

July 26, 2011

26 July 2011 Dear Sarah Beeny, Steve and I have been watching your house programme over the last few weeks and really enjoy it. There’s something incredibly satisfying about seeing other people’s misfortunes, particularly when they’ve been stupid enough to buy a house with dry rot/subsidence/mice/damp/termites, am I right? Serves them right. Which brings me [...]

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letter | dale winton

July 25, 2011

24 July 2011 Dear Dale Winton, I was remarking the other day to a friend how far you’ve come since your Supermarket Sweep days, and it struck me that in these financially difficult times, such a gameshow would surely be a huge success. Have you considered a relaunch? I’d like to put myself forward to [...]

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letter | christopher walken

July 18, 2011

18 July 2011 Dear Christopher Walken, I was watching Wayne’s World 2 the other day after a Bud-induced hangover and I’d quite forgotten that you were in it. That was a turn up for the books, because Steve and I both think you’re very cool. One of the coolest, in fact. We’d really like it [...]

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news | project emily

June 22, 2011

In light of recent events, namely a troll-y email from someone who disliked something I said on a website one time, I thought it would be nice to share something that we at www.celebrityletters.co.uk have been involved in over the last few weeks: Project Emily. A month or two ago I got an email via the [...]

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letter | ollie locke

June 21, 2011

21 June 2011 Dear Ollie Locke, How are you, with your lovely hair? It really is quite something to behold. Do you use some sort of papaya extract on it? That’s my stock question to people with shiny locks – it’s from Friends. A lot of the things I say are actually just bastardised Friends [...]

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letter | ryan giggs

May 24, 2011

24 May 2011 Dear Ryan Giggs, I don’t know if it’s true or not but I heard a rumour that you cheated on your wife. Now I’m not being funny, but why the hell would you want to go and do that? She’s lovely! She’s actually the best thing about that thing on Sundays with [...]

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photo | neil mcdermott

May 8, 2011
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letter | rob webb

May 6, 2011

5 May 2011 Dear Rob Webb, I don’ t know if you’ll remember me, but I used to work in Forbuoys back in our village, and also in Smarties and I did a brief stint in Budgens and Bainland Park too in my time, and anyway, my reasons for writing are threefold. Firstly, I wanted to [...]

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